JOKE

 

The man always went to the same restaurant and always ate the same food even though he looked through the menu. This happened every day. One day, the waiter decided to make a joke and took a menu from the standard table and decided to scrape out favorite doze of customer. The waiter went into the kitchen and the man came in and wondered where the waiter was and the menu.
He shouted to the waitress and this came to run in a hurry.
The man asked what had happened, the woman replied that I was scratching what you like most. The man replied, go back and wash your hand and bring me my favorite dose.