JOKE

 

The man always went to the same restaurant and always ate the same food even though he looked through the menu. This happened every day. One day, the waiter decided to make a joke and took a menu from the standard table and decided to scrape out favorite doze of customer. The waiter went into the kitchen and the man came in and wondered where the waiter was and the menu.
He shouted to the waitress and this came to run in a hurry.
The man asked what had happened, the woman replied that I was scratching what you like most. The man replied, go back and wash your hand and bring me my favorite dose.

Player (Lyrics by John Feelings)

I am a player
nothing means nothing
nothing feels nothing
I am a player
takes alls, no mercy
top of the hill, king of the king
I am a player
looking good, feeling high
top of the hill, king of the king
I am a player
knowing best things
knowing best bitchs
I am a player
living on edge, and over
feel so good, taste so good
I am a player
best tricks are mine
all mine, my world
I am a player
coming downtown
everybody watching, what feeling
I am a player
moving goog, like shadows
this is my place
I am a player
come and go, no staying
doing what man can do
I am a player
nice to be a player
let me be your playboy
be satisfied, noneone so good

player, player, don`t let me be lonely
player, player, don`t forget me
player, player, i always miss you
you are best, my lover, forever

I am a player
nothing means nothing
nothing feels nothing
I am a player
takes alls, no mercy
top of the hill, king of the king
I am a player
looking good, feeling high
top of the hill, king of the king
I am a player
knowing best things
knowing best bitchs
I am a player
living on edge, and over
feel so good, taste so good
I am a player
best tricks are mine
all mine, my world
I am a player
coming downtown
everybody watching, what feeling
I am a player
moving goog, like shadows
this is my place
I am a player
come and go, no staying
doing what man can do
I am a player
nice to be a player
let me be your playboy
be satisfied, noneone so good

player, player, don`t let me be lonely
player, player, don`t forget me
player, player, i always miss you
you are best, my lover, forever
Player takes it all

Fuck, deja vu (Lyrisc by John Feelings)

My head
full of shit
My head, full of shit
Deja vu , on my mind
can`t running away
same shit, every day, oh nou
Past, future, all same
not living, my live
something control me
running over me
Deja vu, dead or live
same shit, fuck
thing, bigger than me
concious, not me
Deja vu, let me go
freedom, free thinking
Deja vu, let me go
Deja vu, let me go
Deja vu, let me go
We don`t know shit
about shit
But don`t mind
You can`t do anything
Live your shit
Hope good luck
Cross your fingers
Fuck, deja vu
Fuck, deja vu
Fuck, deja vu
Let me go, shit
Fuck, deja vu
You are prison with deja vu
You are what you are
No answer, never
Live or die, anybody don`t care
Cause, no past, no future
You don`t live
Only you are, you do what
The other commands
Deja vu, so nice, so nice

You are what you are
No answer, never
Fuck, deja vu
You are what you are
No answer, never

My head
full of shit
My head, full of shit
Deja vu , on my mind
can`t running away
same shit, every day, oh nou
Past, future, all same
not living, my live
something control me
running over me
Deja vu, dead or live
same shit, fuck
thing, bigger than me
concious, not me
Deja vu, let me go
freedom, free thinking
Deja vu, let me go
Deja vu, let me go
Deja vu, let me go
We don`t know shit
about shit
But don`t mind
You can`t do anything
Live your shit
Hope good luck
Cross your fingers
Fuck, deja vu
Fuck, deja vu
Fuck, deja vu
Let me go, shit
Fuck, deja vu
You are prison with deja vu
You are what you are
No answer, never
Live or die, anybody don`t care
Cause, no past, no future
You don`t live
Only you are, you do what
The other commands
Deja vu, so nice, so nice
Never let you go

Come in Santa Claus (Song by John Feelings)

Let`s wind blow
Winter time is here, celebration
Honey and me, warm hot chocolate
Fire on candles, light my soul and mind
Snowing all over the world, spirit of christmas
Life tasting so good, like just-made cookies

Christmas is here, holi holiday, never ending
My baby, best package of all, celebration
Christmas is here, holi holiday, never ending
My baby, best package of all, celebration
Christmas is here, holi holiday, never ending
My baby, best package of all, celebration
Christmas is here, holi holiday, never ending
My baby, best package of all, celebration

Santa Claus is coming, what a wonderful feeling
My love, next to me, what a wonderful sightseeing over your body
My heart says, u-la-laa, u-la-laa
Who is coming, who is coming, not me, it`s Santa Claus
Who is coming, who is coming, not me, it`s Santa Claus
Reindeer, reindeer, speed up , speed up, my baby is waiting

Santa, santa Claus, is coming in
Santa, santa Claus, is coming in
Santa, santa Claus, is coming in
Mystical moment, time stop, believe or not
Santa, santa Claus, is coming in
Santa, santa Claus, is coming in
Santa, santa Claus, is coming in

My bady is satisfied, Santa was unbelievable
My bady got it, best of best
My bady got it, best of best
we got eachothers, we got eachothers
we got our family, close to us, best of best my friend
Celebration, celebration, my love, it`s Christmas day
What a wonderful night with my love

Giving, getting,coming, all the same
My heart says, u-la-laa, u-la-laa
My heart says, u-la-laa, u-la-laa
it`s Christams day, cele-cele-celebration
it`s Christams day, cele-cele-celebration
Do your world with your friends
Celebration, my friend

Cyber life (Lyrics by John Feelings - funny one)

this song will keep your ear ringing
this song will keep your ear ringing
this song will keep your ear ringing
you can`t get rid of this sound
you can`t get rid of this sound
you can`t get rid of this sound
we are in your mind
we are in your mind
we are in your mind
we clear your memory
you are totally in the grip
do not resist, do not resist, do not resist
we will do what we want
we will do what we want
we will do what we want
mind you are totally hooked
your body, your soul, your mind
you can not get rid of this
live in your cyber life
future is yours, sky limit
freedom, next corner, jump in
we are in your mind
we will do what we want
we are in your mind
we will do what we want
we are in your mind
we will do what we want
this song will keep your ear ringing
this song will keep your ear ringing
this song will keep your ear ringing
you can`t get rid of this sound
you have got something in your head
do not resist, we are coming after you

 

 

Vanity (Lyrics by John Feelings)

 

nothing new under the sun
the sun rises and the sun is falling
and all is vanity
the meaninglessness of life
and the wine delights the mind.
And with money everything gets

it's time for youth
it is time to rejoice
it's time to die
nothing new under the sun
rivers flow to the sea
the sea is not filled with water
vanity, vanity

nothing new under the sun
vanity of vanities, everything is vanity
what has been, will continue
what has happened will continue to happen in the future
nothing new under the sun

rejoice, laugh
everything has been forgotten
nothing gets along with it, everything disappears
nothing new under the sun
vanity, all vanity

two is better
cheer up now, do not come tomorrow
tomorrow everything is over
the rich leaves as empty as the poor
nothing new under the sun
vanity, all vanity

There will be no memory of the past,
and there will not be any future 
the past has been forgotten,
and will be forgotten once

nothing new under the sun
vanity, all vanity

 

 

I do (Lyrics by John Feelings)

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
like always, like always

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
never before, but now

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
lucky, no for me

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
change, never happens

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
wheel of lucky, never stop

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
change, never happens

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
never ending story

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
new start, new hope

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
new start, new hope

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
same story, day after day

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
feel like stupid, again

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
close your eyes, just jump

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
like always

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
nothing end of rainbow

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
waiting, end of day, nothing

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
take money and honey, run

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
live your life, make your dreams

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
just do it, be brave

i do, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do
love, always love, heps you

i do change, i do it now, i do, i do
i do change, i do it now, i do, i do
i do, i do, i do